Added Security for Co-op

Breaking News:
By Lisa M. Hernandez


A 10th grader tripped down the main staircase and broke both legs. He is in the hospital. The 16-year-old boy says he got pushed by some kids just “messing around.” 

Starting tomorrow, April 2nd, there will be 20 additional security guards at Co-op, keeping kids and teachers safe. The guards will be stationed in the cafeteria, classrooms, hallways, bathrooms, teacher’s offices, and other places in the school. They will walk students to their buses and classrooms. They will have assigned seating for everything and everyone, including teachers! Don’t get on their bad side because they have the authority to take you out of school or work and they won’t have mercy on you. Please, be aware of this sudden change.

BREAKING NEWS: Weather

Its 1-2 weeks into spring and there’s already “bad weather.” There is going to be a lot of rain. There is going to be a lot of flooding so please, be aware of that. Stay home, don’t drive anywhere, and cancel any reservations, STAY HOME FOLKS.

The Day of the Game

Poem by Lisa Hernandez

Today is a day where no one is safe
Today the children play and joke around
If you haven’t gotten a clue,
Today is April fool’s day.
Prepare for an adventurous day with eggs on your car and glue on your seat.
Your lunches won’t taste nice and dandy
Because your food will be filled with fake meat
And no one will be of any sort of “handy”
Today is a day where no one is safe
The children will play and joke around
Please try to keep your feet on the ground
Don’t jump, don’t play, don’t swing, don’t lay, watch your surroundings because someone, somewhere is planning a prank to play on you
Don’t be confused; don’t feel scared, here is the issue
I will surely tell you:
Today is a day where no one is safe
Today the children play and joke around
They plan to prank and plan to laugh
You’re surely in for a bit of a draft.
If you’re scared and want to go home,
Please go ahead, for today is the day where the pranksters come out to play.
If you rather join in with the games, be aware that pain should not be your aim.
Have fun because tomorrow this will all be done.
Today is a day where no one is safe
Today the children play and joke around.
Tickle your belly and roll on the ground,
Because today is April Fool’s Day all around.

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